One day I brought a cute girl home from the bar. We were hitting it off pretty good to the point where she had her shirt and pants off and I had just taken mine off when I suddenly felt a huge fart well up inside me. I wanted to keep it discreet so I tried to let a little bit leak out silently. But as I soon found out it wasn’t just gas coming out. I quick ran to the bathroom and had the most horrible, loud shit torrent blasting out of me into the toilet for what seemed like an eternity. I almost died from the smell. When I finally recovered and exited the bathroom, she was gone. Along with $150 I had in my wallet. I honestly don’t blame her.