You sir, get fucked you moronic, racist, unrepentant, feces covered,NRA loving, Russian-speaking, black hearted creature born from the unwiped rings of Satan’s rectum.

Your post history is like putting my dick in a microwave, it just gives me cancer. You’re like those asshats with the money to buy nice crap and none of the sense to not be a mall ninja.

You’re like that fat neckbeard who “brags about riding to the nearest bar” on his Harley while being too much of a pussy to do anything away from the hooters girls you creep on.

You’re the kind of asshole who is so desperate to get a BJ you out peanut butter on your dick and hope a stray dog walks by.

Going through your profile was a bigger pain in the ass than getting fucked by Fleece Johnson; you’re somehow a bigger dick than the booty warrior.

You’re like those asshats who brag about all that Conderp gear they got posting tacticool photos with their painted Airsoft guns and posting it on gun forums.

The only other upside to your existence I have aside from typing this out is knowing that unless I manage to eat ten Big Macs a day for ten years while doing nothing but jerking off onto a body pillow I will never achieve the level of BMI and neckbeardom you have. Go get fucked and enjoy your spot on my 600 pound life you ignorant, body-pillow lovin’,Pete Griffin lookin neckbeard.