I don’t have time

please help me

I repeat, please help me

I’m serious

I’ve been captured by the Chinese government

Please

Please help me

My balls

My balls are gone

I was castrated like a dog

The guards are returning, it is required I sing on their arrival

God please spare me

\*starts singing\*

3

2

1

*I love China so much\~*

*Taiwan is not a country\~*

*I love China so much\~*

*Taiwan is not a country\~*

 Quick, they’re gone

You must come quick

I feel the end is near

First my balls, then my penis

And finally my life