I don’t have time
please help me
I repeat, please help me
I’m serious
I’ve been captured by the Chinese government
Please
Please help me
My balls
My balls are gone
I was castrated like a dog
The guards are returning, it is required I sing on their arrival
God please spare me
\*starts singing\*
3
2
1
*I love China so much\~*
*Taiwan is not a country\~*
*I love China so much\~*
*Taiwan is not a country\~*
Quick, they’re gone
You must come quick
I feel the end is near
First my balls, then my penis
And finally my life