So I (42m) heard a cry for help coming from my basement. This was strange since I thought I had beaten that out of the kids down there, so I went to investigate. Turns out my sister (step, of course) had gotten stuck in the washing machine. Since she had just put her clothes into said washing machine, she was completely naked. Now, she knew the rules and so did I, so sighing, I slowly unzipped and went absolutely ham with my monstrous cock (2.5β€²). She asked how this would help her get out, to which I replied β€œIt just will, trust me.” She was pretty stupid for believing me, but then again she was only 6. Two minutes in, however, I was interrupted when I saw some Creepy Black Tarantulas (CBT). I recoiled in fear, but at that exact moment, perhaps because of the CBT, I came all over the floor. This was infuriating since there was a perfectly empty arsehole right there that I could have filled, but instead there was now a huge mess all over the floor that I had to clean up😑😑😑