it’s worse than america over there

edit: wow -25 downvotes in 25 minutes! [that’s like…](http://media.giphy.com/media/5yLgoceFO3BdJW1zvFu/giphy.gif) 1 per minute or something.. i don’t know, i ain’t no mathamagician

edit 2: everybody who is downvoting me when i’m already in the negative triple digits be [like](http://i.imgur.com/nzynMRX.gifv)

edit 3: only -146? come on le reddit army, i know you can do better than that

edit 4: i’m not deleting my comment

edit 5: wow i should post a link to my youtube channel since i’m getting so much attention here. please click the ads so that i can get that sweet internet money!

edit 6: [-174?!](http://i.imgur.com/kWcjakt.jpg)

edit 7: that’s not me in edit # 6 btw hahah

edit 8: ~~ok here’s my [YOUTUBE CHANNEL] ENJOY :)~~

edit 9: -214!! lol [me right now](http://i.imgur.com/dbGmSx1.gifv)

edit 10: well since i’m getting so much attention, i want to take this moment to tell you all a little story.
I went to check on the chickens this morning and two were missing. Feathers were everywhere and the coop was in shambles. I thought maybe they had found an escape but then I saw blood on the floor.
I looked at the other chickens, scanning for injuries, when I noticed one hen huddled in the corner. She was bloodied and one of her talons was snapped in half.
I picked her up without her resisting (knowing that this meant her diagnosis was a bad one). I spread the bloodied feathers by her neck and discovered a deep gash in her throat.
I got that queasiness in my stomach – the one that comes when I know that I am about to wield an axe… and deliver a chicken’s death.
My friend and I took her to the stump. She did not budge as we laid her head down between the two nails. I lifted the axe and swiftly swung. Her body and her head separated in a mess of blood and feather.
I learned many lessons today, particularly that nature can be cruel. But, can you blame the cunning beast that filled its belly for the coming winter? His hunger (and his wit) outwitted my human ingenuity.
But, not again. That coop is as tight as a two year old twat now… and my gun is loaded.


edit 11: (ooh 11 is a ‘master number’ in numerology 😉 -245!!!??? ok this isn’t funny anymore

edit 12: thanks for that youtube money, assholes lol