Diarrhea is extremely underrated. I mean think about it, why deal with all the blood and intense pain, anal fissures and hemherroids often associated with taking big shits, when you can essentially just turn on a faucet? And let’s not forget how satisfying it can be when you’ve got chunks in that sweet brown stream, and with each plop you get that brown water splashed on your ass and balls and you just feel so dirty. Absolutely glorious.