Sorry for the odd question. I don’t know what about the trumpet that I find so…. alluring but ever since I joined band in middle school I always had it in the back of mind. Recently, my boyfriend (who is also in the band) broke up with me (we were dating for 2 weeks) and I think that if I finally masturbated with a trumpet it would give me some closure.

I’m not sure where to start. I was thinking maybe into one of the valves or slides? My penis is really thin when flaccid and I can stick it in and wait for it to grow nice and hard. I’ll be doing this on a school instrument so it will be fine. Perhaps some valve oil could help if my little pecker gets stuck, I suppose.

Has anyone ever done anything similar or have suggestions? I dont want to have to call the fire department to remove a trumpet from my dick. My parents will get really upset as I have done these such things before.

Again, I’m really sorry for the odd question. Hope you all understand.

Cheers.