So I run a local sausage sizzle and there are a ton of Entitled parents there and this one 8 year old kid asked if it was free. I told him to hand over the $2 or he would be on a kill list. He responded with a measly, “But my mum said i can get it”

So I said “Oye mate give me the 2 dollars or I’ll shoot ye eyes out with this shotgun right here”

Then I hit the kid over the head with my shotgun. His face started bleeding and within minutes he was lying in a puddle of blood. Immidiately his parents came over.

“Excuse me but I want a free sausage, also can you clean up the blood off of my son’s face, he’s getting school photos tomorrow”

Me: Sorry ma’am but this is a sausage sizzle not a shower

then I shot the son dead. now this is when EM got really mad.

“How dare you shoot my son! I told you, he’s getting school photos tomorrow”

Well I told her. I shot the entire place until everyone bled out and cried. I killed >30 people! Then the police arrived and I was arrested. I still can’t understand why I was arrested. I didn’t commit any crimes did I? Anyway, that’s why I posted in this sub.

AITA?