Everything Keanu does is material for this sub tbh

edit: gold?! Thank you so much, kind stranger!

edit 2: wholesomeness award? Wow! I’ve never gotten one of these new ones!! Super cool

edit 3: SILVER ON TOP OF THAT?! wow, you guys are the best. You’re breathtaking <3

edit 4: wanna thank you all again for all the love youve shown me tonight. Unreal, will never forget

edit 5: the “trolls” are out tonight. business as usual

edit 6: now I’M the bad one all the sudden??? What is wrong with you people

edit 7: waiting for someone to take action. Despicable

edit 8: to the irredeemable scumbag who has posted my comment to r/awards – not cool, troll..

edit 9: I HEREBY FORBID THIS COMMENT FROM BEING POSTED ELSEWHERE!!

edit 10: DECEASED AWARD!!! WERE BACK BABY,TROLLS CAN’T KEEP US DOWN..

edit 11: are u serious. Another group of “CON MEN” and “IMBECILES” have co opted my comment and posted it to th award subreddit. get a life cowards

edit 12: NOW ITS ON TWITTER?! your the cringe ones not me

edit 13: honored to have received the “I’d Like to Thank” award. kind stranger, your the real MVP..