Dis won’s fow YOU OwOifiew!

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thewe wived a cewtain man in russia wong ago

he was big and stwong, in his eyes a fwaming gwow

most peopwe wooked at him with tewwow and with feaw

but to moscow chicks he was such a wovewy deaw

he couwd pweach the bibwe wike a pweachew

fuww of ecstasy and fiwe

but he awso was the kind of teachew

women wouwd desiwe

ra wa rasputin

lovew of the russian queen

thewe was a kitten mew >:3 that weawwy was gone

ra wa rasputin

russia’s gweatest wove machine

it was a shame how he cawwied on

he wuwed the russian wand and nevew mind the czaw

but the kazachok he danced weawwy wundewbaw

in aww affaiws of state he was the man to pwease

but he was weaw gweat when he had a giww to squeeze

fow the queen he was no wheewew deawew

though she’d heawd the things he’d done

she bewieved he was a howy heawew

who wouwd heaw hew son

ra wa rasputin

lovew of the russian queen

thewe was a kitten mew >:3 that weawwy was gone

ra wa rasputin

russia’s gweatest wove machine

it was a shame how he cawwied on

but when his dwinking and wusting

and his hungew fow powew

became known to mowe and mowe peopwe

the demands to do something

about this outwageous man

became woudew and woudew

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“this man’s just got to go”, decwawed his enemies

but the wadies begged, “don’t you twy to do it, pwease”

no doubt this rasputin had wots of hidden chawms

though he was a bwute, they just feww into his awms

then one night some men of highew standing

set a twap, they’we not to bwame

“come to visit us”, they kept demanding

and he weawwy came

ra wa rasputin

lovew of the russian queen

they put some poison into his wine

ra wa rasputin

russia’s gweatest wove machine

he dwank it aww and said, “i feew fine”

ra wa rasputin

lovew of the russian queen

they didn’t quit, they wanted his head

ra wa rasputin

russia’s gweatest wove machine

and so they shot him ‘tiw he was dead

oh, those russians