Dis won’s fow YOU OwOifiew!
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thewe wived a cewtain man in russia wong ago
he was big and stwong, in his eyes a fwaming gwow
most peopwe wooked at him with tewwow and with feaw
but to moscow chicks he was such a wovewy deaw
he couwd pweach the bibwe wike a pweachew
fuww of ecstasy and fiwe
but he awso was the kind of teachew
women wouwd desiwe
ra wa rasputin
lovew of the russian queen
thewe was a kitten mew >:3 that weawwy was gone
ra wa rasputin
russia’s gweatest wove machine
it was a shame how he cawwied on
he wuwed the russian wand and nevew mind the czaw
but the kazachok he danced weawwy wundewbaw
in aww affaiws of state he was the man to pwease
but he was weaw gweat when he had a giww to squeeze
fow the queen he was no wheewew deawew
though she’d heawd the things he’d done
she bewieved he was a howy heawew
who wouwd heaw hew son
ra wa rasputin
lovew of the russian queen
thewe was a kitten mew >:3 that weawwy was gone
ra wa rasputin
russia’s gweatest wove machine
it was a shame how he cawwied on
but when his dwinking and wusting
and his hungew fow powew
became known to mowe and mowe peopwe
the demands to do something
about this outwageous man
became woudew and woudew
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“this man’s just got to go”, decwawed his enemies
but the wadies begged, “don’t you twy to do it, pwease”
no doubt this rasputin had wots of hidden chawms
though he was a bwute, they just feww into his awms
then one night some men of highew standing
set a twap, they’we not to bwame
“come to visit us”, they kept demanding
and he weawwy came
ra wa rasputin
lovew of the russian queen
they put some poison into his wine
ra wa rasputin
russia’s gweatest wove machine
he dwank it aww and said, “i feew fine”
ra wa rasputin
lovew of the russian queen
they didn’t quit, they wanted his head
ra wa rasputin
russia’s gweatest wove machine
and so they shot him ‘tiw he was dead
oh, those russians