In a world of flopping on the floor in the middle of Walmart, the world needed a system. This system came in the form of the 1.50 system. What is a 1.50 you ask? Well I’ll explain:

First off you need to go find a male (usually in a Walmart bathroom) and ask him if he wants a 1.50. If he says yes you pull out your wallet and give him a dollar and fifty cents. Then you SUCK HIM DRY!!!. That’s right you have to pay this guy so YOU CAN SUCK THEM OFF. Now the person who received the 1.50 gets money and a BJ it’s a win win.

Why the fuck is this a thing you ask? Well as I said our world is fucking crazy. Its like the world is on 50 pounds of crystal meth. We need the 1.50 system so we don’t start flopping on the floor. Flopping is for seels and fish not us. MAKE OUR WORLD GREAT AGAIN BUY SUCKING A GUY OFF AND GIVING HIM A DOLLAR AND FIFTY CENTS.

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