BRO so I goatta rad story rn so 📢📢LISTEN UP HOMIES📢📢

So bro I was riding the 🌊🌊*waves*🌊🌊 in
🏖️Malibu🏖️ and I saw this 🔥hot ass chick🔥in a bikini and I was like 🥵 **OH YEAH BABY**🥵 and blew her one of my precious little kisses 😘 and this 😤 BITCH 🤬 threw up right in the sea shore after 🤮🤮 and BRO THIS THOT WAS THIRSTING AFTER MY 🏄tubular  moves🏄 YET SHE REJECTED ME 😠😠 so bro this SLUT DISTRACTED ME 🙄🙄 AND MADE ME FLIP OFF MY BOARD 😖😖 and BRUH GUESS WHAT??!? This WHORE WAS 😂LAUGHING. HER. FAKE. LITTLE. ASS. OFF😂. So homies in the name of the 😎 cool ass dude😎 🔱POSEIDON🔱 I called up an army of some funky 🦀🦀CRABS🦀🦀 from the sea and gave this LITTLE SHIT a good 😈#tittytwister😈 and 🤢PUBIC LICE🤢


And that’s how I almost died brothas 🤙🤙.