This HAS to be satire. I absolutely refuse to believe that this person brings a goddamned dufflebag of miscellaneous sauce packets from various fast food joints to make this war crime of a *sandwich*. They just compiled this random amalgamation of horrid sauces that they’ve collected on their clogged arteries escapades over the years and absolutely fucking drowned this poor sandwich in the monsoon of septic resin they unleashed from their witches cauldron. They didn’t even eat this, because you can’t eat this. You can barely even drink that. They’ve pressure washed the sandwich with so much sewage that they’ve changed its state of matter from a solid to a liquid. It’s fucking slop. I’ve owned pigs before and I wouldn’t feed them that, and they piss and shit in their water troughs and don’t even notice or care. This isn’t real. This isn’t a joke. It’s a fucking crime. They don’t deserve punishment, they deserve perpetual unending torture in the deepest pit that hell has to offer. There’s crimes committed in that video that haven’t even been invented yet. I hope that every God, known and unknown to man, finds a way to punish this corrupt soulless being for their wicked actions.