I look at pro wrestling like walking into an ice cream parlor. There are so many different flavors and combinations that there’s going to be something for everybody. Some people are going to like everything, other people will only like a few certain things. But the fact remains that everyone will be United in the fact that we will all find something in the ice cream parlor that we like. Now John Cena? He’s that crazy flavor in the ice cream parlor that’s so popular that you just don’t like. For me, that would be pumpkin. I’m not into pumpkin. But I understand why everybody else likes it and everybody else would be eating the pumpkin ice cream, it’s just not my flavor but I respect it. Sheamus is vanilla, as plain and boring as you can be. No don’t get me wrong, I don’t hate vanilla. If vanilla is the only ice cream and I want ice cream, it looks like I’m eating vanilla ice cream. but I’ll probably choose anything over that. Now Randy Orton? Whom I also don’t like. He’s crazy vanilla. You think it’s different and special, but once you take a bite you realize you’ve been fooled and it’s just regular vanilla. That’s why Randy Orton and Sheamus have the terrible matches they have that lose the audience’s interest. Because it’s vanilla on vanilla and nobody cares. Sprinkling chocolate sauce on it is like a tables match. Nuts maybe a hardcore match. A cherry on top of the ladder match. But at the end of the day it’s still vanilla on vanilla no matter how it looks. Now Roman Reigns? He’s different. Roman Reigns is like at the ice cream parlor decided to serve fish right next to your ice cream. Whether it’s raw fish or cooked fish, I find it disgusting. Some people might like fish, and I don’t judge you for that. But me, I don’t like fish. I don’t even like eating at a restaurant that is heavily serving fish because the smell disgust me and makes me want to leave. It would be even more so at and Ice Cream Parlor. The thought of an ice cream parlor serving fish is disgusting and I wouldn’t want to go to that ice cream parlor. That’s what Roman Reigns is to me. Raw fish.

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