So some background is needed. I have a few different ointments and shit for my fucked up skin. The two in question here are this steroid cream for my dick and this *really strong* acidic cream for this fungal infection on my feet. These two creams are contained in very similar containers and for some reason I decided to put them next to each other in the medicine cabinet. Anyway, I think you can see where this is going..

So without really paying attention I grab the acidic cream and apply it to my penis. I kinda continue on with my day for the next ten seconds before the worst burning sensation I have ever experienced occurs *on my dick*. After writhing on the ground in pain for a few minutes while yelling ‘THEY BURNED MA DICK!’, I decide to actually go and do something. I went to go and wash off the cream and that’s when I notice that a large section of my foreskin was missing. I am about to go to a doctor so that they can decide what they want to do. I imagine that I’m probably going to get a circumcision which I am *really* not looking forward to.