(from [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGzeodxnYz4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGzeodxnYz4) )


Okaay soo, my last video(sigh) uu-erh explosive diarrhea stories, was uh- an explosive hit.. to a lotta you so, uhm, aand uh I’ve been getting requests for more poop stories. Soo, here’s- a really, uh, funny- and disgusting poop story. So, uhh, I used to joust some horseback with a group of guys and we used to travel all over the western- neugh, United States- uhmm, full conch- full contact jousting, full seats of armor and (inaudible) lances and stuff like that. And uhh, big part of our, uhh, summer was going up and down interstate 5- Highway 5- That, goes down from Southern California all the way up tooo, Washington State- I think. But yeah, and uhm, so that was a major road that we used to take, whenever we go do shows in Oregon, and uhm, and in Northern California. And, I don’t know if we were going to a show or coming back from a show. This I- I’m a little confused on I don’t remember. Uhhm, our brother Steve, would know exactly, uhh, th-the-the particulars and that. So, uh- anyway, we, stopped at uhh, at a uhh, big shopping center, we had to pick up some stuff, and uhh, get gas, check on the horses, stuff like that- And so my brother and I, we had to use the restroom, and we went into a Target- uh store, and uhm, we went in there, and uh I think Steve had to take a crap- I had to pee, and remember taking a leak, and Steve opened up a stall door aand, freaked out. He said “Oh my god!” and I’m like, an- an- and I didn’t look, I was just doing my business and I just come leaned over and I go “It’s that bad huh?” and he said- I’ll never forget the tone he said “You gotta come see this!” And I knew it was like, some kind of incredible disgusting shit, and I was like “No dude, I don’t wanna see somebody else’s shit, I’m not a big fan of lookin’ at my own shit.” and he- and he said “NO, you get over here right now- You have to see this. You are not gonna believe it. You have to see it.” And, he practically dragged me over there and uh, hi- ehuehue! The door kinda closed again, and with his hand, he kinda slowly like crept it open- Like in a fuckin’ horror movie. Y’know? And I look- I didn’t even have to get in to like- like look down and see, what it was- It was very, painfully obvious, uhh, from the door frame, what had happened in there, and I, hope the guy that left that- Shit there went to a fuckin’ hospital or somethin’. Cuz’ what we saw was a log. Uhm, it was, the exact, I mean I didn’t have a tape measure or anything like that, but it looked exactly the same size, length, girth, circumference, of a Pringles can. Maybe a bit bigger. And it was such a big, shit, that it was stuck in the toilet, and, we tried flushing it, and that toilet could- it wouldn’t- it wouldn’t go down the-the-the bowl. And it was so long, that it was kind of like, breaching, y’know the level of uhh, the toilet seat lid, y’know? So it was pr- it- it looked like a little island, y’know like sticking out, li- y’know, somethin’ like that. But it was- it- it- it was a fucking Pringles can, of shit. It was that massive- It was that massive and that toilet, it- you’d have t- I- God, m- t- the janitor- Whoever you guys that work in these fuckin’ stores like Target and Walmarts and stuff like that n- It’s your job to clean that bathroom- Casinos- Fuuck. God bless you. Uh- Seriously, like you need, y- you need some kind of like hazmat hazard pay or fuckin’ somethin’ like that, from dealing with bathrooms and shit and, stuff like that. Cuz’ I know I, left my mark, unintentionally, in, bathrooms, across this, great, nation of ours, and, even abroad. I took a shit in the Sydney Opera House. I wanted to go in, and check it out, but it cost money, and uh, I just dashed were the bathroom was. And it was, a pretty cool bathroom. I didn’t kill it, or anything, but uhm, I took a shit there, so- Anyway, so that’s uh- that’s a shit story- I got more shit stories, and we’re building up to uhh, the big ones- The good ones. Post your shit stories in the comments, or, somethin’- I got to work out some kind of thing where I can take calls- Somethin’ like that, but this is just me fuckin’ around, tryn’ to, take my mind off the, bullshit that’s going on in America right now- Just trying to, have some fun. Dick and fart jokes. All that good stuff, so, anyway, alright guys.