I relate so much to this, I saw everyone around me always saying how they like to beat the meat, but not me, I genuinely thought I was gifted, that I was an absolute mastermind who could just think himself into orgasm, but now I realize this is a curse.

I was at my computer course like at 8 in the morning and the day before then I went to sleep without finishing a fap because it was getting super late (went to bed at 1am). So at the computer course, the old fart of a teacher was explaining how the basics of a computer, the parts, how to dearm it, how to rearm it, how to tell if a component isn’t functioning properly and how to repair them.

In the meantime, I was hypnotized, eyes staring into the nothingness of my monitor, fucking static like Ed in that halloween special episode, and all I saw was just tits, ass and pussy infront of me, to make matters worse, I was wearing jeans so my boner was pressing against my pants and underwear and it hurt like shit, but my boner wasn’t giving up, it wasn’t going to give in to the resistance, so I had to sit through about the full hour with an undying boner hoping nobody noticed, trying to tame the beast and paying attention to class all at once.

In the end the story has a happy ending because I survived until break and I just put my hands into my pockets and extended them out like I was trying to rip them off just to hide my boner and awkwardly waddled to the bathroom to finish myself off before the break ended.

But yeah, seriously guys don’t leave unfinished business. It’s gonna fuck you in the ass.