Bros listen. I’m alone at the freaking urinals yesterday. The far left one, know what I mean? Well this douchebag freaking walks in and guess where he’s looking? I shit you not bro he walks all the way left and stands right next to me, no joke. I’m mid stream and he whips out his shaft and big balls! This whole time I’m just looking at my dick trying to ignore him, but he freaking starts pissin in MY urinal! Our piss sprays all over, I think he is chasing my stream bros! I’m almost done pissing when I realize that both of us are full freaking mast! I gotta get outta there asap. Without pulling my pants up, I turn to leave when he grabs my freaking shaft! I’m so scared I started pissing myself! His hand blocks my stream so piss is just spraying everywhere bro. Frozen in fear, I get an idea of how to escape. With my left hand I grab his shaft, his piss now spraying everywhere. I reach skyward with my right hand and scream, “PEE IS STORED IN THE BALLS!” And then I strike, with all my might, right into his big balls. The piss stops, his balls and shaft deflate, and my balls double in size. I wash my hands and leave him to rot in my bathroom, in my piss.