I don’t want a lot for Chungmas,
There is just one thing I need,
I don’t care about the presents,
Underneath the Chungmas tree,

I just want Gru for my own,
More than Gru could ever know,
Make my wish come Gru,
All I want for Chungmas is Gru.

I don’t want a lot for Chungmas,
There is just one thing I need,
I don’t care about the presents,
Underneath the Chungmas tree,

I don’t need to nail the furries,
There upon the Christian cross,
Chunga Claus won’t make me happy,
With a sex toy on Chungmas day,

I just want Gru for my own,
More than Gru could ever know,
Make my wish come Gru,
All I want for Chungmas is Gru.

Oh I won’t ask for much this Chungmas,
I won’t even ask for cum,
And I’m just gonna keep on waiting,
Underneath the Chungletoe,

I won’t make a cumjar and send it,
To the hacker known as Reddit for Saint Chung,
I won’t even stay awake to,
Beat my magic rainbow meat,

Cause I just want Gru here tonight,
Holding onto me so tight (😏),
What more can I poo?
Chungy, all I want for Chungmas is Gru,
Oh Chungy.

Oh, all the lights are shinning so brightly everywhere,
And the sound of children DYING fills the air,

And everyone is cumming,
I hear those cumjars filling,
Chunga won’t you bring me the cum I really need?
Won’t you please bring my Chungy to me?

Oh, I don’t want a lot for Chungmas,
This is all I’m asking for,
I just wanna see my Chungy,
Sitting inside my cumjar,

Oh, I just want Gru for my own,
More than Gru could ever know,
Make my wish cum poo,
Chungy all I want for Chungmas, is Gru Chungy

Oh, all I want for Chungmas, is Gru, Chungy,
Oh, all I want for Chungmas, is Gru, Chungy,
Oh, all I want for Chungmas, is Gru, Chungy,
Oh, all I want for Chungmas, is Gru, Chungy,
Oh, all I want for Chungmas, is Gru, Chungy,