>tfw no qt kuffar hating, “1967 borders” insisting, adhan answering, Ahl al-Kitaab protecting, al- prefixing, airport security check derandomizing, Aisha aspiring, AJ+ watching, Albania hating, alcohol avoiding, alhamdulillah praising, Allah fearing, Allahu A’alam reassuring, Amazigh reviving, antisemitism glorifying, Arab spring uprising, Araby typing, Arafat admiring, Assad backing, astaghfirullah muttering, badawi scoffing, Bahia Amawi sympathizing, Balfour Declaration rejecting, BDS boycotting, bismillah reciting, Buddhist extremism exposing, camel riding, Camp David Summit failing, Constantinople conquering, Daesh denouncing, Darija learning, date eating, deen>dunya’ing, dhimmi subjucating, diglossia knowing, dua invocating, Edward Said worshipping, Eid al-Fitr overeating, El Al plane hijacking, Electronic Intifada reading, Fairouz comeback concert attending, familial honour bestowing, fatwa obeying, French speaking, fusha studying, Gaza tunnelling, gaze lowering, “God, Syria, Bashar and no more” chanting, habibi endearing, hadith consulting, Hagia Sophia renovating, hair covering, hajj undertaking, halal indulging, haram avoiding, hijab donning, hizbullah voting, homosexual defenestrating, hymen restoring, IDF soldier stoning, Ilhan Omar electing, hookah owning, hummus dipping, husband reverting, ijtihad reasoning, imam listening, inshallah willing, Intifada supporting, Iron Dome activating, Islam submitting, Islamic-compliant financing, Islamic conquest participating, IslamQA referencing, Israeli flag desecrating, istinja cleaning, jihad struggling, jinn avoiding, jizya receiving, Kaaba geolocating, keffiyeh adorning, khatt Islami drawing, khaybar khaybar ya yahud’ing, kpop concert attending, Kurdistan crushing, Lebanese nose operating, Levantinean female beauty admiring, Ayrab gf.