LISTEN HERE, I ONCE PLAYED CHESS AGAINST BOBBY FISCHER. I WON IN 2 MOVES! I THEN LAUGHED AT HIM AND INSISTED HE DIDN’T KNOW THE HISTORY OF THE MONA LISA! LEONARDO DA VINCI PAINTED A WOMAN WHO HAPPENED TO BE MY ANCESTOR! SHE WAS A GENIUS MUCH LIKE ME! LIKING HER INGENIOUSNESS, DA VINCI PANTED HERE! SHE THEN GAVE HIM THE IDEA OF MANY OTHER PAINTINGS! SHE HELPED HIM PAINT THEM! HE TRIED TO GIVE HER CREDIT, BUT THEY ALL LAUGHED AT HIM, CLAIMING HE MUST BE LYING!