In y10 I started copying my latin homework from a friend. I went from getting 3 or 4 / 30 to 29 or 30, so my teacher knew something was up. In a lesson she asked me point blank who I was copying and I, like a complete retard, answered word for word, “I’d tell you but I’d have to kill you”, loud and proud. It remains one of the most retarded things I’ve ever said.