don’t know what to do

Like dark dark purple and it hurts like fucking hell. bleeding, Dark purple bruising Severe pain,

Literally google dark purple and look at the first image I’m not kidding. I think I broke my penis

Update: I think I may have lost blood supply to my dick so I’m tryna get hard

Update 2: no time to check for erection I’m leaving the house for the hospital. Be back in 10-15

Update: it’s bleeding

Update: I can no longer feel my penis

Update I have arrived at hospital will update in about 30 minutes if I survive.

UPDATE WENT TO THE HOSPITAL MY DICK IS BROKE 😂

FULL STORY UPDATE

me and my gf had sex, she was riding me and I felt some really ducking bad pain and a snap like noise but I kept going for some stupid reason. After she went home (10-15 minutes later) I noticed my dick was changing fucking colours. Posted on Reddit, went to the ER. 1 hour fucking wait (EDIT: IT FELT LIKE AN HOUR IM NOT KEEPING TRACK OF TIME KNOWING I COULD LOSE MY DICK) in the waiting room, and one doctor later my dick is broke.

Have no idea why they made me wait a fucking hour. But then again Nova Scotia hospitals are pretty fucked up. Many other patients with minor injuries got in before me for fucks sake.

I’m calling my gf to tell her because god knows when I can have sex again. The doctors don’t know what’s gonna happen to my dick yet. They are still assessing the damage that happened before I came to the hospital. They told me waiting so long was not a smart move.

Broke my dick and was staring to lose blood supply GO ME

JUST FOR CLARIFICATION IM NOT A GODDAMN TROLL and please pray my dick will work again.

Update: doctors should be back to see me in the morning, my dick has bandages and stuff. They gotta get the right treatment, some special dudes coming in tmrw morning

WORD OF ADVICE TO ALL MEN READING THIS

IF YOUR DICK HAS PAIN OR BREAKING NOISES DURING SEX STOP DONT ASK ON REDDIT JUST RUN OR CALL 911 TO THE NEAREST HOSPITAL

I NEED TO SLEEP GUYS ITS 2 AM QUESTIONS TOMORROW

DONT BOTHER GIVING ME GOLD I JUST MADE THIS ACCOUNT BECAUSE REDDIT WAS THE FIRST PLACE IN MIND TO SEEK HELP. GIVE THE GOLD TO SOMEONE WHO WANTS IT 😂 YALL MIGHT HEAR FROM ME IN 2019! AND ILL UPDATE YOU ON ME AND MY GF. SPECIALIST APPOINTMENT TMRW

I’m under 18 so if you still want pics your a pretty sick bastard

FINAL UPDATE:

DOC CAME IN TONIGHT INSTEAD OF TOMMOROW, I HAVE TO HAVE ONE TO A FEW SURGERIES. TURNS OUT MY GIRLFRIEND CAME DOWN ON THE WRONG ANGLE BENDING MY DICK BACKWARDS TOWARDS MY STOMACH. (Reverse cowgirl) THEY DON’T KNOW EXACTLY WHEN MY DICK WILL BE WORKING AGAIN BUT, THEY EXPECT I WILL MAKE A FULL RECOVERY. THANK YOU FOR ALL THE LOVE AND SUPPORT HAPPY NEW YEARS TO ALL 👍 ALSO GF STILL DOES NOT KNOW OF MY CURRENT SITUATION PLEASE CHECK OUT MY LATEST POST IF YOU CAN HELP ME WITH THAT 👌