You’re supposed to lift with your knees, not with your back, you fucking newfag! You’re gonna slip a disc if you keep that up. Jesus Christ, have you ever done a single solitary minute of hard labour in your life? No wonder you’re a fat old hag who hasn’t had a dick in ten years. You can’t even pick up a box how are you going to pick up a guy? If I hadn’t seen your terrible form I might have considered letting you blow me for a few minutes and then cumming on your helpless slut face. I guess I’ll have to settle for fucking your nearest female relative while you’re on the phone listening to us making sweet sweet passionate love and fondling yourself to it like the sad, lonely loser you are. You have a son, too, right? I’m gonna wingman the shit outta that kid so he has pussy coming after him left right and centre, and I’m gonna make sure he hits every single one of those asses in your house while you’re home just so you have to listen to how much sex you’re not having. And, just when he moves out to start his own family and you think it’s all over, I’m gonna buy and resel every other building in your area, pushing up the market value and making you unable to afford your rent, so you’ll have to start selling your body to pay for it. Of course I’ll be the one in charge, setting you up with the most desperate, unattractive men possible so that you can’t possibly enjoy it. It’ll go on for years, as your skin shrivels and your hair grays, and as you’re lying in bed, gasping for Death to come and free you from your hell, I’ll come to your side, lean over your impure husk of a body, and whisper: Asuka or Rei?