I know there’s no reason for anyone to believe a throwaway account on this, but he’s not gay or bi.

I know Aaron. I’m from Chico, and I haven’t talked to him in about four years but he’s still real close with a bunch of my buddies. We used to play Halo together.

Aaron Rodgers, to put it plainly, is just a little weird. 100% of his mind has been dedicated to football since he was like five years old. He’s just always been like this. He would have a beer with us but never get Chico Drunk with us. He never chased tail, male or female. All he ever wanted to do was play football, and occasionally golf or baseball.

He’s hella friendly and a truly kind dude. I always say that he’s a success in the NFL is a tribute to nice guys coming first. But he’s also not a fucking coward, and if he were gay, he’d be out and proud.

He’s just not.