I fucking hate Wosh. Wosh is a piece of shit. A damn fatass elephant seal got picked over actual children at an orphanage and he’s supposed to be the hero? And I can’t even tell you how many damn times I’ve seen a great parking space only to turn the corner and realise Wosh is already parked there in his stupid little fucking WoshCar. He took my wife and the kids and my house and my job. I swear to fucking god, I’m going to kill myself and take that goddamn elephant seal to hell with me. Wosh has ruined my family. Last summer, I approached the miserable seal in the street, and asked him for his autograph, since my son is a huge fan. The fucking blob gave me the autograph and told me to burn in hell. Later, when I gave my son the autograph he started crying and said he hated me. Turns out the Wosh didnt write his autograph, no, he wrote “you’re a piece of shit, and i fucked your mom”. I’m now divorced, and planning a huge class-action lawsuit against the devil that ruined my life.