An Autobiography by the creator of CCC.

When I was 16 I decided I was going to do the consume the cum chalice challenge. After being inspired by the man himself, I decided to toast with him, alone, in my mothers basement. I was a sad person then. After gleefully downing the glass of pure viscous cum I decided to post it in a discord server I was in as a joke, even though it really was cum.

That is when the consume the cum chalice challenge changed my life.

When I posted it a girl of my same age messaged me saying it was really funny, we started talking, and eventually dating. After 2 years of online dating we met up and I moved to her town in an instant, she was the love of my life after all! After all of this I already owe my debt to Consume The Cum Chalice Challenge, but it gets so much deeper, this singular toast has changed my very fiber, friends. While we were aspiring teens living our lives, we were struggling for money and our relationship was taking a toll because of this factor. As a computer science major, the field is ridged and competitive, so finding a job, especially in the small town my girlfriend lived was challenging to say the least. Now, you know how they say don’t say anything online that you wouldn’t want people seeing you say in real life? Well it was the OPPOSITE for me.

I decided to take a job interview in a big and expensive firm, because I wanted a good job and I figured I might have had a shot at working there. I went through the generic steps every robot in the industry did, firm handshake and all, and afterwords they said they’d contact me on my email if they had to tell me anything. “Yea right” I said to myself. I didn’t even bother to check my email until thinking about a smaller company I thought I might have gotten something from, but then I saw it.

An email, from the expensive firm, from the CEO himself, sparking up a conversation about how he was also a fan of the lucid and godly man in the original consume the cum chalice challenge video, I was astounded but also extremely excited! I didn’t even question how he knew I was a follower! This was a chance to finally talk about the cum chalice challenge! My girlfriend wasn’t very interested anymore in it, and I think she may have even forgotten about it, but now finally I had someone to talk about the fabled challenge with! We talked for hours until he told me to meet him at his office next week, “Finally!” I thought, we can talk in person about the challenge! THIS was the moment my life REALLY changed due to the the Cum Chalice Challenge

As I walked into the office I prepared myself, for the Viscous Cum Challenge conversation. As I entered we naturally in the blink of any eye started talking about it, and let me tell you after all my years of working as the CEO of CCC this was the best conversation I ever had with someone. we shared points about the pryviously mentioned challenge. He had a massive grin by the end, and told me he was resigning and he could be co-owner, I agreed, but honestly I was more excited about my plans and friendship than the money.

Now making a fat 100 million a year, Just married my now wife, and was living the dream. I was pleased, but I wanted more, I wanted to follow my dreams. To make a company based off the Consume the Cum Chalice Challenge. Renaming the company to Cum Chalice Company, I instantly changed to focus of this firm. The investors backed out and the money ran low, but I wasn’t worried, this was my dream and I knew it would be successful.

My first goal was to get a CCC as a recognizable name among the millions of companies out there in the field, which was a hard but obtainable goal. We all started campaigning, and it worked. It was the number one hashtag on twitter for 5 months. and I got the investors interested. By the time my company was ranked more popular than Coca Fucking Cola, the investors went crazy when they saw this, and by my companies 5th anniversary I had every big dick investor in the U.S riding my companies back. My company was a household name.

My goals finally complete, I could sit in my office content handling all the crisis and turmoil inside and outside the company, with my dear old friend and co-owner by my side. I was the happiest man on earth for 60 years, and I owe it all to the Consume the Cum Chalice Challenge.

I ran the company for 67 years until finally the cancer got to me. I had gotten through my wife dying and 3 heart attacks, but I couldn’t take this. I’ve wrote my will, said my peace, and now its just me writing this on my hospital bed. I see my logo on the walls of this hospital a proud sponser of it, and I feel proud, but you wanna know how and why this all happened? The Consume Cum Challenge, and to that, I owe my eternal debt. So I say you all have a toast, yes — you reading this. From the CEO of CCC to you, have a toast. Slurp up that viscous cum, friend.