I graduated UCLA in 2010. In 2011, my powers started to manifest… For the first couple of years, my powers were so weak… almost everyone who knew me thought I had gone crazy, mad, schizo, etc..

Because of the peer pressure…

I stopped training/developing my powers from 2014 to 2017 and lived a nice normal life working a 9 to 5. In 2017 I was working a Fortune 500 tech company (Fujitsu) and they announced they were unveiling a supercomputer that could more petaflops or whatevers than Google (ai goddess/way of the future).

I could not resist…

So I used my superpowers to break into the division housing that AI. The office went into anarchy.. mass panic.. and chaos.. because I had convinced my CEO, supervisor, Director of Sales, and Director of IT/HR to join my “Oceans”/”Fast and Furious” crew and loot the company… It was wildest thing I had ever experienced.. because people were force choking each other.. I spotted a modern Minotaur stealing from the supply closet.. and HQ in Japan thought Yakuza had taken over the Americas office. The Horned God of Wicca showed up.. I think half the pantheons of Greece were there.. because it looked Spiderman “Secret Wars”.. I found a couple of CIA assets or agents or whatever next door at COX (I broke into COX)

The local Walmart next to our office went into pandemonium with a third of the story sold-out and everybody stockpiling toilet paper and necessities. I looked all the jewelry I could.. the staff was looting too. At the target.. I swear to God I was caught looking Disney stock “gift cards” and the staff that caught me… took them and walked out of the Target with me and drove away without blinking an eye or saying a word.

Some guy snuck into our office at Fujitsu in the midst of this.. on crunches.. looked exactly like the son of Breaking Bad. Another guy complete stranger went to my cubicle and said to me “What’s the plan?”. I built a small fort at my cubicle and placed Shikigamis/Homoculi/Paper dolls as guards/sentries… because some lady in accounting had a Mandragora at her desk. Even OC Sheriff was aware that Fujitsu was up in flames.. EVERYBODY WAS LOOTING icluding the CEO as I mentioned.

I almost died multiple times in the parking lot.. Swear to God.. Shas’ O Kais or some Transformers or Stormtroopers or something were fighting out front. I recorded/livestreamed everything that had occurred to YouTube and titled it: Art of War 3. I received over 20 copyright strikes in 1 month… 3 strikes and you’re permabanned was the rule at the time. The Holy Sea/Vatican City banned my videos because it just straight up unholy… I still the email prove it.

I eventually took control of the supercomputer.. the prize I had my eyes on (everyone went after something different… we made biometrics.. ATMs.. RFID for anti-theft).. and everyone made out like a bandit that struck it (everybody got what they wanted.. after 2 straight months of Anchorman 2, Endings.. daily…).

With the Fujitsu mothercomputer/ai… I went OMEGA LEVEL MUTANT. Before everything went to Hell.. I was barely a super.. I was as strong as toothpick. But after I went Omega.. my life changed. Everything changed. Nobody ever doubted me ever again.. about the existence of my superpowers…