On the first day of redneck Christmas my true love gave to me,

 a rifle and a sweet tea.

 On the second day of redneck Christmas my true love gave to me,

 2 MAGA hats and a rifle and a sweet tea.

 On the third day of redneck Christmas my true love gave to me,

 3 rabid dogs, 2 MAGA hats, and a rifle and a sweet tea.

 On the fourth day of redneck Christmas my true love gave to me,

 4 rat colonies, 3 rabid dogs, 2 MAGA hats, and a rifle and a sweet tea.

 On the fifth day of redneck Christmas my true love gave to me,

 5 trailer trucks, 4 rat colonies, 3 rabid dogs, 2 MAGA hats, and a rifle and a sweet tea.

 On the sixth day of redneck Christmas my true love gave to me,

 6 cheeseburgers, 5 trailer trucks, 4 rat colonies, 3 rabid dogs, 2 MAGA hats, and a rifle and a sweet tea.

 On the seventh day of redneck Christmas my true love gave to me,

 7 Confederate flags, 6 cheeseburgers, 5 trailer trucks, 4 rat colonies, 3 rabid dogs, 2 MAGA hats, and a rifle and a sweet tea.

 On the eighth day of redneck Christmas my true love gave to me,

 8 gallons of beer, 7 Confederate flags, 6 cheeseburgers, 5 trailer trucks, 4 rat colonies, 3 rabid dogs, 2 MAGA hats, and a rifle and a sweet tea.

 On the ninth day of redneck Christmas my true love gave to me,

 9 cuts of deer meat, 8 gallons of beer, 7 Confederate flags, 6 cheeseburgers, 5 trailer trucks, 4 rat colonies, 3 rabid dogs, 2 MAGA hats, and a rifle and a sweet tea.

 On the tenth day of redneck Christmas my true love gave to me,

 10 cans of RAID, 9 cuts of deer meat, 8 gallons of beer, 7 Confederate flags, 6 cheeseburgers, 5 trailer trucks, 4 rat colonies, 3 rabid dogs, 2 MAGA hats, and a rifle and a sweet tea.

 On the eleventh day of redneck Christmas my true love gave to me,

 11 cars found in grass, 10 cans of RAID, 9 cuts of deer meat, 8 gallons of beer, 7 Confederate flags, 6 cheeseburgers, 5 trailer trucks, 4 rat colonies, 3 rabid dogs, 2 MAGA hats, and a rifle and a sweet tea.

 On the twelfth day of redneck Christmas my true love gave to me,

 12 satellite dish tables, 11 cars found in grass, 10 cans of RAID, 9 cuts of deer meat, 8 gallons of beer, 7 Confederate flags, 6 cheeseburgers, 5 trailer trucks, 4 rat colonies, 3 rabid dogs, 2 MAGA hats, and a rifle and a sweet tea.