On the first day of redneck Christmas my true love gave to me,
a rifle and a sweet tea.
On the second day of redneck Christmas my true love gave to me,
2 MAGA hats and a rifle and a sweet tea.
On the third day of redneck Christmas my true love gave to me,
3 rabid dogs, 2 MAGA hats, and a rifle and a sweet tea.
On the fourth day of redneck Christmas my true love gave to me,
4 rat colonies, 3 rabid dogs, 2 MAGA hats, and a rifle and a sweet tea.
On the fifth day of redneck Christmas my true love gave to me,
5 trailer trucks, 4 rat colonies, 3 rabid dogs, 2 MAGA hats, and a rifle and a sweet tea.
On the sixth day of redneck Christmas my true love gave to me,
6 cheeseburgers, 5 trailer trucks, 4 rat colonies, 3 rabid dogs, 2 MAGA hats, and a rifle and a sweet tea.
On the seventh day of redneck Christmas my true love gave to me,
7 Confederate flags, 6 cheeseburgers, 5 trailer trucks, 4 rat colonies, 3 rabid dogs, 2 MAGA hats, and a rifle and a sweet tea.
On the eighth day of redneck Christmas my true love gave to me,
8 gallons of beer, 7 Confederate flags, 6 cheeseburgers, 5 trailer trucks, 4 rat colonies, 3 rabid dogs, 2 MAGA hats, and a rifle and a sweet tea.
On the ninth day of redneck Christmas my true love gave to me,
9 cuts of deer meat, 8 gallons of beer, 7 Confederate flags, 6 cheeseburgers, 5 trailer trucks, 4 rat colonies, 3 rabid dogs, 2 MAGA hats, and a rifle and a sweet tea.
On the tenth day of redneck Christmas my true love gave to me,
10 cans of RAID, 9 cuts of deer meat, 8 gallons of beer, 7 Confederate flags, 6 cheeseburgers, 5 trailer trucks, 4 rat colonies, 3 rabid dogs, 2 MAGA hats, and a rifle and a sweet tea.
On the eleventh day of redneck Christmas my true love gave to me,
11 cars found in grass, 10 cans of RAID, 9 cuts of deer meat, 8 gallons of beer, 7 Confederate flags, 6 cheeseburgers, 5 trailer trucks, 4 rat colonies, 3 rabid dogs, 2 MAGA hats, and a rifle and a sweet tea.
On the twelfth day of redneck Christmas my true love gave to me,
12 satellite dish tables, 11 cars found in grass, 10 cans of RAID, 9 cuts of deer meat, 8 gallons of beer, 7 Confederate flags, 6 cheeseburgers, 5 trailer trucks, 4 rat colonies, 3 rabid dogs, 2 MAGA hats, and a rifle and a sweet tea.