Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the impostor so goddamn bad. I can’t stand it anymore. Every time I go to navigation I get a massive erection. I’ve seen literally every rule 34 post there is of him online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with the impostor. I’m sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should’ve been busted inside of the impostor’s tight alien boy pussy. I want him to have my mutant human/alien babies.

Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with my little brother again. I’d dressed him in a red hazmat suit and went to fucking town. She hasn’t said a word to me in 10 hours and I’m worried she’s gonna take away my PC. I might not ever get to see the impostor again.