“Hey, old chum, do you mind if I stay at yours for a while.”
“Oh bugger off, mate. We will meet at work tomorrow.”
“Oi bruv, don’t talk down on me because I have a more attractive complexion. It is possible that if you improved your ridiculous hairstyle you might have a chance of getting a girlfriend. Even more likely, Tanisha may give your raggedy rump a ring on the telephone when she no longer wants to fornicate with that brain surgeon and lawyer or whoever she may be with at the moment. Bri’ish.”
“I do beg your pardon.”