I really enjoyed this. My favorite part was probably when my dick fired a ten foot harpoon of jizz right out of my pants. Anyway, can I buy you some shit? Hit me up if you ever need another guy to come hang out in your vastly populated friend zone full of dudes secretly masturbating to your online bathing suit commercials. In conclusion, I’d rate you a 6.5 out of 10 because you own too many dogs and can’t afford vacations. 9/11 was an inside job. Ron Paul for president. the n word.