Credit to u/lonefortress for the story

It all started with 🇷🇺. 🗺️ War III had just 🆕, with 🇷🇺 trying to implement communism in 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 classrooms all around 🇺🇸. War was expensive with both 💸 ➕ with lives. There was a massive draft which 📞 everyone from everyone from all 4️⃣ corners of 🇺🇸 to ⛏️ ⬆️ a 🔫 ➕ fight for freedom. But 👥⬅️ had no 💡 what 👥⬅️ were in for. No 1️⃣ did. The enemy had 👨‍💻️ a 🆕 type of nanobot 📞 the “Supah T-posing Oligarchy Roblox Machine”, or the “STORM” for short. They would 📦️➡️ their soldiers into the enemy soil ➕ deploy ➡️👥 there. The STORM would kill anyone in contact with ➡️👥, ➕ constricts its radius as it gets even more bloodthirsty. The only way to fight ➡️👥 was to deploy 👥⬅️ own soldiers ➕ defeat the enemy before they unleash the STORM on civilians. Normally, this wouldn’t be a problem. However, the STORM was ❌️ perfected ➕ destroyed 🔪 ➕ armor. Both sides had to ☔️ 🔪 from the sky into the battlefield. The worst part of it, though, was the lack of teams. The STORM destroyed all forms of identification, so it was impossible 🗣️ friend from foe. Everyone had to fight for themselves, ➕ use 🔪 they 🔍️ on the battlefield. I was horrified when I was drafted. I 💡 that this was ➡️ to be life-🚼️, but ❌️ in the ways I had expected. I was sure I was ➡️ to be 1️⃣ of the 🥇 👥 to ☠️. I was triumphant, however, ➕ more than 🔂. I survived 4️⃣ battles already. The government had a system where if ➡️👤 survived more than 5️⃣ battles, ➡️👤 didn’t have to fight anymore except in 📐🐘 emergencies. I was getting my stuff as usual, ➕ I got onto the ✈️, which the soldiers 😜 📞 the “Battle 🚍️.” As I was boarding the 🚍️, I noticed 1️⃣ 🆕 recruit. 👤👨 had the most stunning hair ➕ a 😉 that would paralyze all. I just had to 🗣️ to him. “👋, I’m @fortnitegamer5️⃣4️⃣.” “Oh, 👋, I’m @larbotomy.” “Is this your 🥇 ⏱️?” “Yea, I’m kinda 💗. ➡️👤?” “Oh, this is about to be my fifth.” “Woah, congratulations!” “Yeah, 🙏.” “Be sure ❌️ to shoot 👤⬅️!” 👤👨 paused ➕ then chuckled for a bit. “Yea, ➡️👤 too.” 👤👨 then ⬅️ to get on the 🚍️. I 💆‍♀️ something odd then. I 💆‍♀️ a strange connection to @larbotomy. I really didn’t 💡 what it was, nor would I have a chance 🔎 out. The Battle 🚍️ was 🚪⬆️ 🔜, ➕ I barely scrambled on board. On the Battle 🚍️, I 💅 💭 of my strategy. I would ➡️ greasy, then ➡️ tilted, ➕ then 🛠️ my way to anarchy. I tried to focus my ammunition conservation ➕ such, but @larbotomy kept on ➡️ into my 🗣️. I couldn’t 🛑 🤔 about him. I tried ➕ tried to focus on my plan, but then a rogue 💭 popped in. “What if 👥⬅️ 😗 on the battle 🚍️?” That was all I could 🤔 about for the rest of my life.